Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger flac mp3 download

Not sure exaclty what to say about this s̶o̶n̶g̶ steaming pile of shit. Except its a steaming pile of shit. And i'm surprised none of the other cynical bastards of Discogs hasn't gotten here before me (too busy still questioning humanity after Bieberfever *shudders*).For those who have never heard of Cher Lloyd (trust me, thats a blessing), she was a "contestant", i mean *joke*, on last years UK XFactor. Sporting an array of tracksuits, and an attitude to match she just displayed the British-prime of young girls... and of course our speciality brand the "Chav".A̶d̶o̶r̶e̶d Mentored by ex-chav/WAG Cheryl Cole, Cher made it all the way up to the semi-final... or the show before the final. Sadly, much to my dismay - and most of other people who haven't lost half of their brain to greedy music coroporate managers, she had her own little following - which, as a̶ ̶g̶u̶e̶s̶s̶ a knowledgable fact, is comprised of girls under 12, and the chav population of the UK - and it's these people who we have to blame for her ability to well, not be eliminated. Enough about her following, and 'legacy' - and more about her music.Well there isn't much to say, she can sing, through her nose (she can also make faces to distract you) - enough to keep everyone happy at karaoke night, but she has this terrible habit of suddenly, rapping.(!?!) Now i have no problem with Hip-Hop, or Grime - or even female rappers (Jean Grae, not Nicki Minaj) - but this was just, so grotesque to watch. Being a guy i was instantly turned off and would rather watch Rebecca Black, attempting to rap. Her flow, isn't exactly going to get her standing on stage with big names such as Jay-Z (I may have spoken too soon on that matter), and her ryhming most probably can be topped by one of today's 9 year olds.Many of us thought she was dead upon the finale of the show, and I was ok with being offered a very cardboard-flavoured, bland singer - Matt Cardle. But no, she came back. With a song. Some e̶x̶t̶r̶e̶m̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶l̶l̶i̶g̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶ idiot, thought "hey lets make money" and gave her a record deal. And so today, I bring you the sad, sad, news, that on 7th August 2011 - The Official Top 40 broadcast by BBC Radio 1, informed the population of the United Kingdom that Miss Lloyd, and her "untouchable" rhymes had hit the all time super-spot of Number #1.Now I've only ever listened to about 15 seconds of "Swagger Jagger" (which to me is the WORST term we as a human race have ever made up, which really makes no sense - and even when I thought about it how the f***k does MICK JAGGER have any bloody SWAGGER, or am I under a rock here and Jagger now means something completely unrelated like how Butters means Ugly?) but I'm going to commit a sin here, and attempt to listen to it - and give you, my feedback. We start with what is, well a very much now 'convential' saw-tooth beat, found in nearly all recent "Dance" tracks., and then jump into what I can only explain as British J-Pop? Imagine Lolly (Mickey... "oh micky you're so fine") if she rapped. There really isn't much else to say about this, except it has her ever terrible 'nasal' sound (I thank Rihanna for brining that mainstream)... the majority of it repeats... at least Friday had a rap, which makes it slightly 'constructed' (and by that I mean a rap by someone else). It also just, cuts off after a bulging middle - I'm guessing at this point Serban Ghenea (who mixes this, against his own will) and Super Jeff (his assailant, engineer) realised what they were doing and hit the stop button.So yes, I thought after Friday, Justin Bieber, Rihanna's line of new "hits", and Nicole (The New Burger King..) Scherzinger (Now with extra cheese!) we had hit rock bottom - but now it looks like we've still got a lot, lot lower to go.Man I miss the 90s - at least I could 'tolerate' that.(Oh i forgot to mention, when Cher likes to sing she does a great impression of a Henry Hoover... and not the smiley face on the front)